Boy: I kept sending my lover a love letter everyday for 3 years!Freind :Then what happened.....?Boy: She married the courier boy!!!!!!!!!!
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Ek bar sardar ji bade dhayan se T.V. dhekh rahe the.
Tab unki biwi ne unse eska karan puchha
Sardar ji bole ,"yar akhir inhe pata kaise lagta hain??
"Biwi"kya?
"Sardar ji,"ki,AAP DHEKH RAHE HAIN STAR PLUS!!!!!!!"
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Jab bhi tera sms aata hain
aang aang main aag lagti hain,
Main machalta hoon sms ka koi kasoor nahin hain,
Sale mobile vibretor pe hota hain..
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Lata's Patriotic song sung by a Sardar !
Aye mere VATAN de logon, zara ankh vich bhar lo PANI,
Jo shaheed hue hain onna di, tussi ghar le aayo JANANI !
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Harbhajan singh ne apni pahli suhagraat par apni wife se
puchcha
Are u virgin .
Wife ne reply diya kardi na sardaro wali baat
kabhi spinner ko bhi nayi ball mili hain?
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